Stats & tallies

Cups of tea 89 Water 82L Espressos 41 Glasses of red wine 5 Bottles of lambrusco 4 Beers 2 Zero beers 2 Red teas 2 Hot chocolates 2 Negroni 1 Aperol spritz 1 Camomile tea 1 Ice tea 1

Bananas 52 Salad lunches 16 Tostadas con tomate 11 Pizzas 8 Kebabs 4 Cream-filled croissants 4 Banana and peanut butter toasts 4 Aragostine 4 Croissants covered in ants 3 Croissants 2 Canoli 2 Biryanis 2 Flapjacks 2 Tiramisu 1 Apple strudel 1 Sushi box 1 Cous cous salad 1 Roast chicken 1 Pack of lacasitos 1 Cookie 1 Thai dinner 1 Goat cheese salad 1 Packet of oreos 1 Nutella donut 1

Gravel trucks 10 Tractors 6 Flat tyres 2 Broken washing machine 1

Tunnels 6 Level crossings with barriers down 3 Trains 3 Really long tunnel 1

Goodbye hugs 17 Orange cars 3 Flights of stairs 2 Kids lying in the road 2 Sex worker 1 Miserable mat 1 British cyclist 1

Yellow cars 270 Mummies 91 Sombras 23 Fields of poppies 8 Vintage mercedes 8 Houses covered in ribbons 5 Porsches 5 Fighting hen parties 5 Churches 3 Alligator mummies 3 Lamborghinis 3 Unesco world heritage sites 3 Staircases 2 Incredible frescoes 2 Lifting bridges 2 Botanic garden 1 Power station 1 Really large pile of salt 1 Of every supercar you can think of 1 Movie at the cinema 1 Shipyard 1 Formula 1 track 1 Osborne bull 1 Museum full of computers 1 Microstate 1 Castle 1 Roman amphitheatre 1

Rainy days 2 Thunderstorm 1 Endless rain storm 1

Flamingos 220 Lizards 23 Turtles 17 Coypus 11 Insect bites 7 Snakes 2 Chickens in the road 2 Pigeons in the supermarket 2 Jays 2 Mosquito bite 1 Very friendly cricket 1 Baby bird in our building 1 Deer 1 Stick insect 1 Dead mole 1 Snake (dead) 1 Ancient filthy cat 1